Hi guys! To avoid bringing everyone I know great shame and to continue to be able to talk shit freely about my friends, family and co-workers, I will be known only as J.
Welcome to Lattes and Layovers, a blog I have created, deleted, and recreated at least half a dozen times in the past two years.
Here’s what you need to know:
I am almost thirty years old (why, God, WHY) ..
I am the mother of the funniest seven year old girl which is SUCH a blessing (until she becomes hotter than me, then we’re going to have a problem) ..
I have the most wicked sense of humor; as in NOTHING is off limits which means that at some point something I say or do will probably simultaneously make you laugh and offend you to the core and for that I am sorry but also, you’re welcome.
I am a city girl at heart (there must always be atleast three Starbucks within walking distance).. I’ve lived in six different countries throughout my life. I’m a creep magnet (I could write a book on the creeps i’ve met and the shit they’ve done .. which is totally my backup plan for if I don’t marry rich) and I struggle a lot with anxiety (the kind that keeps you up at night Googling end-of-world bunker prices).
Thank you for reading and enjoy!