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Your Ultimate Guide to Turning 30

Here is a list of some of the dumb shit i’ve done in the weeks leading up to my 30th Birthday..

⁃ Applied to six different masters programs in random subjects like Philosophy, English Literature, Contemporary War, Political Theories, and French (I took a french class in high school, d’accord?)

⁃ Sobbed uncontrollably at home, at work, on the way home, on the way to work.. just really, non-stop anywhere, anytime.

⁃ Started writing a dystopian novel

⁃ Threw a fit and stormed in the reception area of a dermatologist because they asked me to wait an hour before they could fit me in to inject my face with youth-inducing plasma

⁃ Signed up for a parkour class (I didn’t show up)

⁃ Tried to sign up for a volunteer program in Africa (realized there would be no wifi access, deleted application)

⁃ Tried to sign up for a volunteer program in Sri Lanka (realized I might get kidnapped for ransom, deleted application)

⁃ Tried to sign up for a local volunteer program (they ignored my emails)

And to think, there’s still a week to go!

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